Leading world Pokemon Researcher / What's-his-face's grandfathermother
(Part of New Journey NO LONGER)
(Parts of Musetardz??)
“Its so cold, why does it have to be so cold! I wonder where everybody is, I bet their all warm and snuggly…”
“Cold?”
“Never felt more alive, Mr.President.”
Babai Oakey Doakey!
Goodbye! Oakey meet you again some time and we have big huggy time! Mhmm!
itttssss sooo booorrrinnnngg arrororororororounnndd heeeerrrreeeeeeeeeee
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so i tolded santa to bring me a potato chip bag and a box because i said no santa i can make my own gifts you’re so old and fat you’d probably die and then and then i was like PCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and i exploded into a hurricane and sucked everybody who bullied me on the playground up and they were stupid so they died
MAGIC ANONNN! Oak now acts like a kid for the next twenty fourhours!
That’s only like a bajillion million gadzillion thousand times stupid..
Fat head stupid poop pants face.
You tried your best, brave soldier, just don’t let the dolphin escape the laundry mat again.
Okay grandpa. I’ll go fetch your caney-cane so we can baptize your stupid aborted children.
YOU COULD HAVE DONE IT. YOU COULD HAVE WON THE PAGEANT. BUT YOU DIDN’T BECAUSE YOU HAD TO PUSH MARS INTO YOUR GRANDSON’S EYEBALL.
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[Oak walks over and places hand on shoulder.] I’m sorry I failed you, William, but really, it wasn’t my fault. I had to do it, because I realized that what everyone thought was a boy was really a girl. I have spanked FAGGOT multiple times because of it. I apologize, sir William, I will deliver the sword right the next time.
